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11/06/2003 Archived Entry: "The Dialectizer gone wild?"
The Dialectizer gone wild? ... this is whut yo' git when yo' use it in redneck mode. ... Life Liberty an' th' Pursueyt of Happiness, Ran'om Info'mashun, an' now, Digital Freedom, dawgone it. A Conspiracy of Logic? Money? Wi-Fi? 802.11b? Fust Principles:
Lissen t'th' MUSTN'TS, chile,
Lissen t'th' DON'TS
Lissen t'th' SHOULDN'TS
Th' IMPOSSIBLES, THE WON'TS
Lissen t'th' NEVER HAVES
Then lissen close t'me-
Ennythin' kin happen, chile,
ANYTHING kin be.
Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respeckin' an establishment of religion, o' prohibitin' th' free exercise tharof; o' abridgin' th' freedom of speech, o' of th' press; o' th' right of th' varmints peaceably t'assemble, an' t'petishun th' Govment fo' a redress of grievances.